Master of the Moment and Still Leader of the Pack

I must share a small story with you, dear reader, because it illustrates so well the folly of youth and the wisdom of age, which is not to say that I wouldn’t trade any young whipper-snapper his foolish youth for my venerable old age.

As you loyal readers must remember, Lizzie and I have a long-standing relationship with Aaron, Grandma and Grandpa’s UPS driver: he delivers packages to them and biscuits to us. But now there are two new “young-uns” interfering with what has been a perfectly fine arrangement for these past few years. Aaron said that we have to share two biscuits four ways because the number of dogs on his route has increased wildly and he cannot afford to stock so many treats. While that is perfectly understandable since he covers this expense himself, it does cut into the amount I actually get for myself. I am not a mean-spirited pug, as you know,  but I’ve learned that I must look out for yours truly because no one else has such a vested interest!

My tale is pithy but deep. One recent afternoon, Grandpa took all four of us for a walk (we do present quite a sight) and on our return I needed to relieve myself once more. This occurred on our street, right before we turned into our driveway. Knowing I have the homing instincts of a trained pigeon, Grandpa let me off leash and I promptly trotted up to the front door. As he approached with the three females, he told me the door was locked and to come in back with him. I, however, had already spied the UPS packages on the front stoop and was not going to budge, since I knew there would be two cookies resting on top of them. The silly little girls went obligingly off with Grandpa while I sorted out Aaron’s offering. By the time Grandpa and the girls came into the house and unlocked the front door, I had consumed both cookies and was wagging my tail enthusiastically. The three were none the wiser, not being the seasoned veteran that I am, and just welcomed me in as the long-lost final member of the pack.

I swear to you, biscuits have never tasted quite this good. Lesson: don’t assume that old age equals loss of mental acuity.

Respectfully submitted,

Mason

At the helm again, in control, master of my domain!

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18 responses to “Master of the Moment and Still Leader of the Pack

  1. Lilo

    Very slick Mason!! I hope I am still as on the ball as you are when I’m your age!! Good job!!

    ~hugs~

    Lilo

  2. sue

    Oh Mason thanks for the monday mourning chuckle you are one smart and must say very handsome puggy sounds like you are having a nice summer Sue and the gang

  3. Well done, Mason, well done.

    ~ Wilbur

  4. Way to go Mason! We bet those treats were delicious 🙂

  5. Pugmom

    You go boy! I love it. You could say that you were just looking out for their figures.

  6. Richard,Micah John

    Mason: We would like to know your age and Lizzie’s age. You never mention the cats-are they part of your pack? Yours truly, Micah John, Ezra George, Paris Marie and Tyrone Lee (I am a 24# cat.)

    • I am 10 and 1/2 and Lizzie is 6 (but believe me she looks 100). No, the cats are not part of the pack and I wish three other dogs weren’t either! I tolerate the cats but they are just plain weird. Thanks for writing.

  7. Roxy, Blue and Bono

    Hi Mason,

    We’re catching up with the blog entries…thank you so much for the laughs and smiles!!! You truly are a smart puggy and gifted writer!

    Your pug fans,
    Roxy, Blue and Bono

  8. How old are you? Real smooth move for an old guy! Sounds like something my Fuji would do. Sh’e always looking for an extra treat one way or the other.

  9. I am 10 and 1/2 and believe me, there are no moves that I don’t know. The vicissitudes of life have given me my edge.

  10. Erin (Lexie, Chloe & Coco's Mommy)

    Oh Mason, you make me proud to know you! Such a clever and cunning mind you have. I know my girls will be quite impressed after I tell them how you sneakily claimed that treasure without having to share it. They already think you’re quite handsome, so they will be thrilled to hear that you’re smart as well as good-looking! 🙂

  11. Thank you for your kind words, Erin. All in a day’s work for a vigilant pug.

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